9289 shares
Fakes throwing something at your face "Look, he flinched!"
339,850 shares
Listens to your story Tries to one-up you with his own version
97,358 shares
Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask "when and where?"
53,192 shares
Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before
204,546 shares
invites you to play drawsomething draws a dick for every word
131,093 shares
Sees you are trying to impress a girl "stop trying to act cool for her"
247,227 shares
Makes fun of you for your job Has no job
571,593 shares
Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story "why'd you kick me under the table?"
72,956 shares
Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues
358,681 shares
sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'
535,866 shares
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