This happened to me once

This happened to me once - GOES INTO A NIGHTCLUB EXPECTING NOTHING TO HAPPEN MAKES OUT WITH A CHICK AND GETS TWO OTHER CHICKS' NUMBERS Socially Awesome Penguin

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Kisses a girl for the first time Gets a highfive from her after

Kisses a girl for the first time Gets a highfive from her after

Is a bird that can't fly treated like a celebrity when he travels by airplane

Is a bird that can't fly treated like a celebrity when he travels by airplane

Friend tells waiter it is your birthday when it is not Birthday sex with waiter

Friend tells waiter it is your birthday when it is not Birthday sex with waiter

Text girl at 5:28 A.M. Get reply at 5:29 A.M.

Text girl at 5:28 A.M. Get reply at 5:29 A.M.

Hit on ugly girl She introduces you to her hot friend

Hit on ugly girl She introduces you to her hot friend

walking a few paces in front of a socially awkward penguin slows down and engages the person in conversation

walking a few paces in front of a socially awkward penguin slows down and engages the person in conversation

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex

Turns out girls you're chatting with at party is a lesbian Not anymore

Turns out girls you're chatting with at party is a lesbian Not anymore

Girl catches him staring at her doesn't look away. winks

Girl catches him staring at her doesn't look away. winks

Lose first round of strip poker. Whips out dick

Lose first round of strip poker. Whips out dick
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