actual advice mallard says:

actual advice mallard says: - ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD SAYS: IF YOU LUCKBOX YOUR WAY TO WIN A POKER TOURNAMENT HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO SHUT THE F*&K UP AND NOT BRAG ABOUT IT Actual Advice Mallard

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Your wife should never be jealous of another woman Instead you should do your best to make other women jealous of your wife

Your wife should never be jealous of another woman Instead you should do your best to make other women jealous of your wife

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone then set it aside; proceed to throw them the pool

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone then set it aside; proceed to throw them the pool

If you're wondering if your man wants a BJ Yes. All day. All the time. You don't have to wait to be asked for one.

If you're wondering if your man wants a BJ Yes. All day. All the time. You don't have to wait to be asked for one.

If you are living in poverty don't have kids

If you are living in poverty don't have kids

children tend to act differently around their friends than around their parents. how they act around friends says more about the type of person they are turning into. if your child's teacher says there is a problem, listen.

children tend to act differently around their friends than around their parents. how they act around friends says more about the type of person they are turning into. if your child's teacher says there is a problem, listen.

Never ask family or friends for a job Instead, ask for an interview

Never ask family or friends for a job Instead, ask for an interview

If you want to access Pandora, Hulu or Netflix outside of the US, download the Chrome/ Firefox extension called MediaHint

If you want to access Pandora, Hulu or Netflix outside of the US, download the Chrome/ Firefox extension called MediaHint

Don't let someone else's bad behavior define your self-worth. Let it define theirs.

Don't let someone else's bad behavior define your self-worth. Let it define theirs.

If you are swimming towards the shore and you find yourself moving out to sea Your caught in a riptide and need to swim parallel to the shore to escape it.

If you are swimming towards the shore and you find yourself moving out to sea Your caught in a riptide and need to swim parallel to the shore to escape it.

If you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester Find someone else, you're obviously worth a lot more than you think

If you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester Find someone else, you're obviously worth a lot more than you think
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