poor johnny

poor johnny -  JOHNNY HAWASH I HAVE SPOKEN WITH A FEW TEAMS REGARDING YOUR CONTRACT AND THE ONLY TEAM THAT'S WILLING TO SIGN YOU IS THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS APPARENTLY ONE OF THEIR SCOUTS COMPARED YOU TO ILYA BRYZGALOV... I MEAN C'MON YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT     Lawyer Dog

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Your owner made you shake hands and didn't give you a treat? Breach of contract, gross violation of the paw

Your owner made you shake hands and didn't give you a treat? Breach of contract, gross violation of the paw

Lawyer Dog Attorney at aww

Lawyer Dog Attorney at aww

My favorite part about law school? the homework... it was delicious.

My favorite part about law school? the homework... it was delicious.

So the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.

So the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.

you need a Divorce? yeah, my wife was a bitch too

you need a Divorce? yeah, my wife was a bitch too

The judge is a man? we're golden, i'm man's best friend.

The judge is a man? we're golden, i'm man's best friend.

I know the prosecutor personally; He's all bark and no bite.

I know the prosecutor personally; He's all bark and no bite.

you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine

you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine

The property is yours I just need you to pee on it

The property is yours I just need you to pee on it

i started my practice in 2010 That's right... 14 years of experience

i started my practice in 2010 That's right... 
14 years of experience
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