for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THANK GOD THE NAZIS DIDN'T HAVE NUCLEAR WARHEADS IN WWII WHAT IF IN 2014 THERE WAS A COUNTRY THAT WERE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY NAZIS AND THEY HAD THOUSANDS OF NUCLEAR WARHEADS? PEOPLE ONLY VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE THEY HATE THE MUPPET AGENDA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam

went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam

Too nerdy to be popular not nerdy enough to be accepted by the nerds

Too nerdy to be popular not nerdy enough to be accepted by the nerds

Introduced to boss' paraplegic son picks up lifeless hand to shake like set of car keys

Introduced to boss' paraplegic son picks up lifeless hand to shake like set of car keys

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Say something funny, only one person hears that person repeats it, everyone laughs

Say something funny, only one person hears that person repeats it, everyone laughs

use bathroom at a girl's house Prove that I washed my hands by commenting on how good the soap smells

use bathroom at a 
girl's house Prove that I washed my
 hands by commenting on
 how good the soap smells

Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face

Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead

Shows up to friend's party cleans his entire kitchen instead of socializing

Shows up to friend's party cleans his entire kitchen instead of socializing

Has to make phone call Writes out full script before calling

Has to make phone call Writes out full script before calling
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