for the record penguin

for the record penguin - PEOPLE WITH MOOD ISSUES SHOULD ONLY TAKE DEPAKOTE PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION AND CAN'T PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS SHOULD ONLY TAKE RITALIN.    PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE ANTIPSYCHOTICS ONLY IF THEY'VE COMMITED RAPE OR SOME TYPE OF TERRIBLE FELONY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Seminar on shyness do not attend

Seminar on shyness do not attend

TAKING A PISS AT A PARTY Use every bit of focus to aim at the fine line between the water and the toilet seat so no one hears

TAKING A PISS AT A PARTY Use every bit of focus to aim at the fine line between the water and the toilet seat so no one hears

Cooking food in break room microwave Check food and still cold. Don't finish cooking because there is a line behind you.

Cooking food in break room microwave Check food and still cold. Don't finish cooking because there is a line behind you.

Thinking to self how quiet it is in room full of people swallow own spit down wrong pipe, cough incessantly

Thinking to self how quiet it is in room full of people swallow own spit down wrong pipe, cough incessantly

must talk to department chair to avoid retaking a transferred class retake class instead

must talk to department chair to avoid retaking a transferred class retake class instead

passion for photography so buy an expensive camera Too self-conscious to use it around anyone

passion for photography so buy an expensive camera Too self-conscious to use it around anyone

Receive Friend request on facebook Wait at least 12 hours to accept so you look like you have a life outside of the internet

Receive Friend request on facebook Wait at least 12 hours to accept so you look like you have a life outside of the internet

Having an unexpected moment of high self-esteem trip on perfectly flat surface

Having an unexpected moment of high self-esteem trip on perfectly flat surface

"Tell me something unique about yourself." Oh no.

Realize you will pass someone ahead of you in the hall Slow down

Realize you will pass someone ahead of you in the hall Slow down
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