for the record penguin

for the record penguin - ORC RANKING SYSTEM- ORACLE PHONY BIBLE GROUP LEADER IS THE CAPTAIN THE POLITICIANS CALL THE SHOTS, SO THEY'RE THE GENERALS. COUNT DOOKUS ARE LIEUTENANTS. YOUNGER COUNT DOOKUS ARE FIRST CLASS PETTY OFFICERS(E6). EVERYONE ELSE IS EXPEDABLE AND IS THE SAME RANK. Socially Awkward Penguin

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I didn't get a great sleep last night.

LOUD PEOPLE OUTSIDE KEPT ME AWAKE ADRENALINE RUSH OF ASKING THEM TO BE QUITE ALSO KEPT ME AWAKE

Socially awkward penguin strikes again!

GETS IN A FIGHT MAKES SOUND EFFECTS

I should just drop out of college now...

GUY I HAVE A CRUSH ON SINCE FOREVER FINALLY SAYS HI IN CLASS

Oh God Why

STALKS CRUSH ON FACEBOOK  ACCIDENTALLY LIKES STATUS FROM 2009

Guys I messed up bad...

FARTS IN FRONT OF JEWISH FRIEND AND SHE GETS OFFENDED. SAYS

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Reads SAP memes Identifies with most

Reads SAP memes Identifies with most

Tries to imagine interviewers naked gets boner

Tries to imagine interviewers naked gets boner

Tells coworker she's lost weight as a compliment Miscarriage

Tells coworker she's lost weight as a compliment Miscarriage

Person walking in front opens door for me 4 times in a row "Thanks, Thanks, Thanks, Thank You"

Person walking in front opens door for me 4 times in a row
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