for the record penguin

for the record penguin - 1. KRATOS AND LYMOMDRA WILL NOT GO MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT SEX 2. BEIN A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY POW SUCKS  3. JUST THROWIN IT OUT THERE(TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT), BUT WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER IF HE DOES THE LID THING EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH SHE HAS TO GET A TATTOO IN THE REGION THAT ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Saw a girl putting on makeup and said, "why bother" she walked away before I could say "You don't even need it"

Saw a girl putting on makeup and said,

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was way out of my league I was talking to my sister

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was way out of my league I was talking to my sister

on sidewalk, sees car approaching intersection pretends he doesn't want to cross

on sidewalk, sees car approaching intersection pretends he doesn't want to cross

Dream about having a fictional girlfriend Have feelings for her when you wake up

Dream about having a fictional girlfriend Have feelings for her when you wake up

Adds to someone's joke while everyone is laughing Laughing stops immediately

Adds to someone's joke while everyone is laughing Laughing stops immediately

Picks up girlfriend for a romantic spin and kiss trips over feet and throws her into trash can

Picks up girlfriend for a romantic spin and kiss trips over feet and throws her into trash can

Tries to correct teacher in front of 200 students is wrong

Tries to correct teacher in front of 200 students is wrong

Acts like i'm talking on the phone...standing next to cute girl phone rings

Acts like i'm talking on the phone...standing next to cute girl phone rings

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.
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