for the record penguin

for the record penguin - 1. KRATOS AND LYMOMDRA WILL NOT GO MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT SEX 2. BEIN A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY POW SUCKS  3. JUST THROWIN IT OUT THERE(TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT), BUT WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER IF HE DOES THE LID THING EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH SHE HAS TO GET A TATTOO IN THE REGION THAT ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Dresses in Suit and Tie for Interview Phone Interview

Dresses in Suit and Tie for Interview Phone Interview

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Grammar corrected by german girl calls her a grammar nazi

Grammar corrected by german girl calls her a grammar nazi

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

friend is getting yelled at by parent awkwardly pet the dog

friend is getting yelled at by parent awkwardly pet the dog

Sister's friends are coming over Stock up on food from kitchen so I don't have to leave my room

Sister's friends are coming over Stock up on food from kitchen so I don't have to leave my room

First week living with boyfriend Clog toilet and flood bathroom

First week living with boyfriend Clog toilet and flood bathroom

Start same sentence 3 times someone talks over you every time

Start same sentence 3 times someone talks over you every time

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl "wow i can feel the weight difference"

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl
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