for the record penguin

for the record penguin - 1. KRATOS AND LYMOMDRA WILL NOT GO MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT SEX 2. BEIN A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY POW SUCKS  3. JUST THROWIN IT OUT THERE(TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT), BUT WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER IF HE DOES THE LID THING EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH SHE HAS TO GET A TATTOO IN THE REGION THAT ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Has one friendly conversation with a girl starts fantasizing about being in a relationship with her

Has one friendly conversation with a girl starts fantasizing about being in a relationship with her

Sees girl sleeping in class "This class sucks, I wish I could sleep with you too"

Sees girl sleeping in class

cute girl asks how old i am "level 23"

cute girl asks how old i am

Goes through crush's pictures on facebook accidentally likes a photo from 2010

Goes through crush's pictures on facebook accidentally likes a photo from 2010

opens laptop to go over syllabus with cute girl in class top sites show thumbnail of her Facebook profile

opens laptop to go over syllabus with cute girl in class top sites show thumbnail of her Facebook profile

see someone you know walking toward you down a long empty hallway pretend to not see them until they're close enough to say hi

see someone you know walking toward you down a long empty hallway  pretend to not see them until they're close enough to say hi

Has conversation in head Makes corresponding facial expressions

Has conversation in head Makes corresponding facial expressions

Talks about obesity in presentation looks at the fat kid

Talks about obesity in presentation looks at the fat kid

don't hear what they said smile and hope it wasn't a question

don't hear what they said   smile and hope it wasn't a 
question

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send
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