crazy old man

crazy old man - EVERY NIGHT WHEN I PUT MY KIDS TO SLEEP I WHISPER

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My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them

My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them

Wife said she didn't want to learn to salsa dance with me Made her into salsa

Wife said she didn't want to learn to salsa dance with me Made her into salsa

wife refused to fertilize the lawn wife now fertilizes the lawn

wife refused to fertilize the lawn wife now fertilizes the lawn

they wouldn't sell me park place now they're buried under boardwalk

they wouldn't sell me park place now they're buried under boardwalk

kid wanted a new xbox360 i made him play silver surfer

kid wanted a new xbox360 i made him play silver surfer

A father should never outlive his children families. die. together.

A father should never outlive his children families. die. together.

Bought life insurance for family get rich quick scheme worked

Bought life insurance for family get rich quick scheme worked

they asked me to turn up the heat i burned them alive

they asked me to turn up the heat  i burned them alive

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red

She nagged me about eating too much salt I added ground ginger to my spice rack

She nagged me about eating too much salt I added ground ginger to my spice rack
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