I don't always have my access card with me

I don't always have my access card with me - I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE MY ACCESS CARD WITH ME BUT WHEN I DO, FUCK IT, I'LL PIP THE DÖRR INSTEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always walk around my house in socks but when I do, i find the only wet spot on the kitchen floor

I don't always walk around my house in socks but when I do, i find the only wet spot on the kitchen floor

I don't always use the microwave but when I do, i see how much i can get done before the timer reaches :00

I don't always use the microwave but when I do, i see how much i can get done before the timer reaches :00

I don't always go on reddit in class but when I do, I miss the most important part of the lecture

I don't always go on reddit in class but when I do, I miss the most important part of the lecture

I don't always put my ipod on shuffle but when I do, I skip every song till I find the one I wanted

I don't always put my ipod on shuffle but when I do, I skip every song till I find the one I wanted

I don't always watch netflix but when I do, i find a show I like, watch all 7 seasons in two days and get depressed when its over

I don't always watch netflix but when I do, i find a show I like, watch all 7 seasons in two days and get depressed when its over

I don't always spontaneously burst into dance but when I do, it's because I walked into a Spider's web

I don't always spontaneously burst into dance but when I do, it's because I walked into a Spider's web

I don't always watch America's Funniest Home Videos... but when I do the winners are never the videos I laughed at.

I don't always watch America's Funniest Home Videos... but when I do the winners are never the videos I laughed at.

i dont always get a chance to talk to people but when i do i forget how to sentences make

i dont always get a chance to talk to people but when i do i forget how to sentences make

I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do, I... I... Um...

I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do, I... I... Um...

i don't always have to answer the waiter But when i do, it's right when i took a huge bite of food.

i don't always have to answer the waiter But when i do, it's right when i took a huge bite of food.
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