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works at burger king slips an onion ring into every order of fries
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Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep
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Has an iphone doesn't try to sell you on it
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eats in fast food restaurant wipes crumbs off table top
121,662 shares
Breaks up with hot GF. Realizes still has naked photos of her on computer. Deletes them.
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calls the number on the "how am i driving?" bumper sticker to compliment the driver
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Brings cute girl to party who he has no intentions of sleeping with
35,652 shares
plays call of duty goes for objectives, not kills
118,712 shares
Sees you waiting to use a computer at the library Signs out of reddit and lets you use it
43,077 shares
Finds your dead body deletes internet history before calling police
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