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Gotcha  - SOME DAYS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS   Actual Advice Mallard

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If you lend someone a pen , don't give them the lid People are far less likely to put it in their pocket without a lid

If you lend someone a pen , don't give them the lid People are far less likely to put it in their pocket without a lid

if you wake up super early after a night of drinking, it's because your blood sugar level is low eat a piece of bread, or a spoon full of peanut butter. it will spike your insulin levels , and you can go back to sleep

if you wake up super early after a night of drinking, it's because your blood sugar level is low eat a piece of bread, or a spoon full of peanut butter. it will spike your insulin levels , and you can go back to sleep

If you get caught in an avalanche Cup your hands around your mouth to create an air pocket and then spit. Gravity will tell you which way to dig.

If you get caught in an avalanche Cup your hands around your mouth to create an air pocket and then spit. Gravity will tell you which way to dig.

Girls carry diseases, like feelings, and babies

Girls carry diseases, like feelings, and babies

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably in the wrong lane

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably 
in the wrong lane

Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace

Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness  but because you deserve peace

Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy

Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression  eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy

Life is too short for bad food, cheap beer, and ugly women

Life is too short for bad food, cheap beer, and ugly women

If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone.

If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone.

Cook Bacon the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of booze and weed

Cook Bacon the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of booze and weed
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