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Sociopath-a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience. +(plus) means a good sociopath. There are bad ones(Most members of USA Congress). Sociopath muppets basically is what

Sociopath-a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience. +(plus) means a good sociopath. There are bad ones(Most members of USA Congress). Sociopath muppets basically is what - STEPS TO BECOMING A SOCIOPATH(+) 1. SELF HATRED 2. SELF MASTERY 3. NO CONSCIENCE BECAUSE IT'S CLEAN 4. REALIZE EMOTIONS WEIGH YOU DOWN. 5. MASTERING YOUR ENVIRONMENT. 6. MASTERING OTHER PEOPLE. Confession Bear
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Women praise me for putting the toilet seat back down after I pee I never lift it up

Women praise me for putting the toilet seat back down after I pee I never lift it up
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The reason I don't delete certain people off my FaceBook? Because everyone loves a good trainwreck

The reason I don't delete certain people off my FaceBook? Because everyone loves a good trainwreck
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I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do.

I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do.
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I was in the supermarket and saw a loud spoiled child running with a shopping cart toward a pole I did nothing to stop him and he lost his two front teetth

I was in the supermarket and saw a loud spoiled child running with a shopping cart toward a pole I did nothing to stop him and he lost his two front teetth
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my wife doesn't like to go to new restaurants i buy gift cards to restaurants I want to try and tell her I got them from work.

my wife doesn't like to go to new restaurants i buy gift cards to restaurants I want to try and tell her I got them from work.
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I took a $5 sports bet from a drunk guy in a bar the game was a replay

I took a $5 sports bet from a drunk guy in a bar the game was a replay
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If all your pictures are a close up of your face I automatically assume you're fat

If all your pictures are a close up of your face I automatically assume you're fat
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I like it when the fat lady at Subway makes my sandwich because she piles food on it like she would her own

I like it when the fat lady at Subway makes my sandwich because she piles food on it like she would her own
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A woman was tailgating me on the way to work So I brake checked her the next time she took a sip of coffee, causing it to spill all over her

A woman was tailgating me on the way to work So I brake checked her the next time she took a sip of coffee, causing it to spill all over her
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I SENT AN EMAIL TO MY BOSS USING A FAKE NAME COMMENDING MY WORK I GOT A PROMOTION

I SENT AN EMAIL TO MY BOSS USING A FAKE NAME COMMENDING MY WORK I GOT A PROMOTION
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