Birthday guy

Birthday guy - PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS POST ON MY FACEBOOK TIMELINE BUT WHEN THEY DO, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE ME AGAIN FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always finish a bottle of shampoo but when i do, i leave it in the shower for the next 2 months

I don't always finish a bottle of shampoo but when i do, i leave it in the shower for the next 2 months

I don't always get sick but when I do I am a massive baby about it

I don't always get sick but when I do I am a massive baby about it

i don't always make typos when i text but when I do, i instantly erase the word and make the same mistake again 7 times

i don't always make typos when i text but when I do, i instantly erase the word and make the same mistake again 7 times

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do I look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do I look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough

I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food

I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis

I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis

I don't always get caught staring at girls' asses But when I do, I spend the next 90 seconds staring at the exact same spot so they think I was just staring off into space.

I don't always get caught staring at girls' asses But when I do, I spend the next 90 seconds staring at the exact same spot so they think I was just staring off into space.

I don't always get my hair cut short but when I do, i use way too much shampoo the next day

I don't always get my hair cut short but when I do, i use way too much shampoo the next day

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house
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