If she flinches when you try to touch her it's because you keep hurting her. It's time for you to disappear from her life forever. If you love her you want her to be happy whether that is with or without you. If you don't want to go away that means you're

If she flinches when you try to touch her it's because you keep hurting her. It's time for you to disappear from her life forever. If you love her you want her to be happy whether that is with or without you. If you don't want to go away that means you're -   Redditors Wife

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I said I was leaving him he told me he'd tie a red balloon to me and find me later

I said I was leaving him he told me he'd tie a red balloon to me and find me later

I asked him how we could spice up our sex life he said that he wanted to get to fifth base

I asked him how we could spice up our sex life he said that he wanted to get to fifth base

told him i was pregnant with twins he named them first and repost

told him i was pregnant with twins he named them first and repost

Makes "why not zoidberg?" joke calls her a karma whore

Makes

I told him that we were in a book He told me that he knew already because he saw it on Reddit

I told him that we were in a book He told me that he knew already because he saw it on Reddit

he spends $59.95 on groceries at walmart every week the fridge is always empty

he spends $59.95 on groceries at walmart every week the fridge is always empty

Asked him if he wanted to see the dolphin outside he just murmured something about crafty hurricanes

Asked him if he wanted to see the dolphin outside he just murmured something about crafty hurricanes

i told him i was pregnant he just yelled "the price of children is too damn high!"

i told him i was pregnant he just yelled

asked him if he wanted to try something new he said: why not Zoidberg?

asked him if he wanted to try something new he said: why not Zoidberg?

I asked him if he wanted some cucumber He said "I know where that's been"

I asked him if he wanted some cucumber He said
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