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If she flinches when you try to touch her it's because you keep hurting her. It's time for you to disappear from her life forever. If you love her you want her to be happy whether that is with or without you. If you don't want to go away that means you're

If she flinches when you try to touch her it's because you keep hurting her. It's time for you to disappear from her life forever. If you love her you want her to be happy whether that is with or without you. If you don't want to go away that means you're - Redditors Wife
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I Said I Wanted to Upgrade to a Larger Vehicle He Laughed and Said I had a Small Dick

I Said I Wanted to Upgrade to a Larger Vehicle He Laughed and Said I had a Small Dick
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I asked him to make me a grilled cheese sandwich He burnt down the house

I asked him to make me a grilled cheese sandwich He burnt down the house
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"I think our neighbour is dead, should i call the police?" "Hold on, let me ask what reddit thinks first."
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"It's late. Why won't you come to bed?" "Can't sleep, the British are coming!"
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I wanted a picture of our kids hung on the wall He put up a picture of a stranger's dog for karma

I wanted a picture of our kids hung on the wall He put up a picture of a stranger's dog for karma
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I thought he wanted a "Day of sex" He just wanted deus ex.

I thought he wanted a
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I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window
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I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%.

I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%.
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I found out I was pregnant. He's already calling the child "Stormageddon."

I found out I was pregnant. He's already calling the child
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I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it
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