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Tries to ban Halloween Gets uppity when you say Happy Holidays at Christmas
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Finds bowl in your room Gives you a lecture on the dangers of tobacco
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Calls Jersey shore trash watches real housewives
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Worships innocent man who was wrongly excecuted. supports death penalty
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"Do your chores. It builds Character" Hires maid
17,922 shares
pro life unless its her daughters baby
29,590 shares
says video games could be dangerous allows sons to play full contact sports
33,699 shares
Don't listen to your father.. I've never smoked weed and I didn't do coke with him in the 80's
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Lectures kids on dangers of marijuana Takes two doses of xanax a day
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Won't let kids eat fast food Sends them to school with lunchables
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