Plus his name's actually Steve.

Plus his name's actually Steve.  - TAGS ALONG TO MY 21ST BIRTHDAY AT LOCAL BAR END UP BUYING HIM THREE DRINKS AFTER HE WOULDN'T STOP BEGGING, THEN HE LEAVES BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD BUY HIM A FOURTH Scumbag Steve

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Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic

Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic

"Don't worry about directions, just follow me" Runs a red light

Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is

Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect

store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.

store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.

Buys $10 gift card for friend Writes $20 on it

Buys $10 gift card for friend Writes $20 on it

finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast

finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast

Sees you talking to the girl you like "Why don't you guys just fuck already?"

Sees you talking to the girl you like

Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed

Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space
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