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I thought saying "Jacking off" was synonymous with "slacking off" When my teacher asked where my homework was, I told her "Sorry I jacked off this weekend"
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WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, I FOUND MY MOMS VIBRATOR, AND SHE TOLD IT WAS A HAND MASSAGER I PLAYED WITH IT FOR HOURS, AND EVEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
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I thought 'bondage' was just another form of the word bonding... and told friends and teachers about weekend family bondage
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit in the backyard because I wanted to be like my dog.
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I took all the change from the tables at a restaurant and told my mom "I can't believe everyone just forgets their change!"
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Saw naked painting at museum with family Screamed across crowded room, "Mommy those look like yours"
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MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS GOING ON A TRIP TO SEATTLE FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE I KEPT ASKING WHO ATTLE WAS.
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Watched soap operas with nana as a toddler, thought that was just how adults kissed French kissed dad at thanksgiving bc i thought i was being mature
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My friend told me scientists had discovered Pokemon I got lost in the woods looking for a Pikachu
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When i was a kid i thought the indicator arrows in a car told the driver to take a turn
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