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bad jokes - PLEASE MELISSA, TELL ME SOME MORE OF YOUR NEW MATERIAL! Condescending Wonka

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YOU SAW FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT? PLEASE POST PICTURES SO I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

YOU SAW FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT? PLEASE POST PICTURES SO I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

Oh, you're an aspiring DJ at a local club? One Large Number 4 Combo, please.

Oh, you're an aspiring DJ at a local club? One Large Number 4 Combo, please.

you double check that your car door is locked? please tell me more about how you have ocd

you double check that your car door is locked? please tell me more about how you have ocd

Oh, You're in a hurry? Please explain how tailgating me helps you get there faster.

Oh, You're in a hurry?
 Please explain how tailgating me helps you get there faster.

oh you're an actor? at which restaurant?

oh you're an actor? at which restaurant?

Oh you just got dumped? Please post more "somebody that I used to know" lyrics

Oh you just got dumped?
 Please post more

Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment? Please, tell me more about being independent.

Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment?
 Please, tell me more about being independent.

Oh you have finals? please tell me more about how hard your life is.

Oh you have finals? please tell me more about how hard your life is.

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood

The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood

Oh, you got a new boyfriend? Please go on posting how much you love him every 15 minutes

Oh, you got a new
boyfriend? Please go on posting how much
you love him every 15 minutes
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