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Hey I just cleaned the bugs from your windows What's that nerf gun for?
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Hey buddy, I noticed you had lot of bugs in your bathroom, so I've taken care of them ...whats the shampoo bottle for
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Hey man, I spent all night making this beautiful web for you nah that's fine, I didn't like it anyway
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Hey man, there was a wasp in here but I got him, I know how you hate wasps, and you know I'm always looking out for you-- ...whats the book for
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I'm waiting for you in the corner of the shower hearing you sing is the best part of my day
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Hey, I'm going to lurk around your bed tonight Because I've noticed a mosquito is buzzing around your ear when you sleep.
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Leave your car window down? i'll make sure no bugs get in brah.
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Oh hello, I've taken residence in the fence by your window. As you can see I've killed dozens of flies and gnats No need for the lighter, I can see just fine... what are you.. ARRHHHGHGGGGGGH!!!!
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hey there, I just killed off the last mosquito in the house, no malaria or west nile for you buddy yeah I'm down for a high five, thanks!
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Hey dude, pretty sure I just got the last of the flies so, you know, you can put down that fly swatter
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