bad luck on-call responder

bad luck on-call responder - FINALLY MY TURN TO BE THE FIRST ON-CALL RESPONDER PAGER DUTY WENT OFF EVERYDAY AFTER MIDNIGHT Bad Luck Brian

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Goes for ride in car, gets shit on by bird through sun roof while moving

Goes for ride in car, gets shit on by bird through sun roof while moving

First day in prison showers Drops soap

First day in prison showers Drops soap

Finally loses his virginity at a costume party to his sister

Finally loses his virginity at a costume party to his sister

crush he has been after for months drunk texts him to come over for booty call. rushes to put on jeans, penis gets stuck in zipper ends up in ER

crush he has been after for months drunk texts him to come over for booty call.  rushes to put on jeans, penis gets stuck in zipper ends up in ER

Boss lets me out of work early come home to my wife being threesomed by 2 black men

Boss lets me out of work early come home to my wife being threesomed by 2 black men

wakes up early so he has time to shower and eat breakfast more tired; soap slips out of his hands and bounces off shower wall hitting him in the balls. doubled over in pain, hits head on glass shower door and cracks it

wakes up early so he has time to shower and eat breakfast more tired; soap slips out of his hands and bounces off shower wall hitting him in the balls. doubled over in pain, hits head on glass shower door and cracks it

finally turns 21 gets id confiscated for looking suspiciously young

finally turns 21 gets id confiscated for looking suspiciously young

Driving home at night when a furry black animal jumps out of the ditch and I hit it. Stop my car to make sure I didn't run over someone's cat. Gets sprayed by a skunk.

Driving home at night when a furry black animal jumps out of the ditch and I hit it.  Stop my car to make sure I didn't run over someone's cat. Gets sprayed by a skunk.

LETs ELDERLY WOMaN GO AHEAD OF HIM in lottery ticket line she wins the $590 Million jackpot

LETs ELDERLY WOMaN GO AHEAD OF HIM in lottery ticket line she wins the $590 Million jackpot

checks oncoming traffic before crossing one way street gets hit by car going in reverse

checks oncoming traffic before crossing one way street gets hit by car going in reverse
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