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There real - I'M A...  ARMORED UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!! Sexually Oblivious Rhino

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redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

Beat my meat? I suppose I should tenderize the steak before grilling it!

Beat my meat? I suppose I should tenderize the steak before grilling it!

She has dsl? She should check out cable, much faster.

She has dsl? She should check out cable, much faster.

Motorboat? Are we going for a ride on the lake?

Motorboat? Are we going for a
ride on the lake?

Bestiality? Is that from Mortal Kombat?

Bestiality? Is that from Mortal Kombat?

go down on me? down where?

go down on me? down where?

wanna spoon? for what, cereal?

wanna spoon? for what, cereal?

You Came? I'm sorry, I wasn't home.

You Came? I'm sorry, I wasn't home.

Handjob? I'm not one for manual labor

Handjob? I'm not one for manual labor

You're getting all hot and bothered? Sorry, I'll go turn on the air conditioning.

You're getting all hot and bothered? Sorry, I'll go turn on the air conditioning.
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