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"SHAKE BEFORE OPENING" I ALREADY opened it
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Get settled on the couch with food forgot drink in kitchen
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Alarm clock goes off while in the shower. Now I have to listen to it the whole time.
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I had to put pants on To get the door for my pizza.
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there's a cop driving behind me and now i can't read my text messages
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Purchased a movie on Blu-ray can't skip all the advertisements saying how great blu-ray is
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Can't hear the tv when i'm eating cereal
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Puts a chip in the dip it breaks in half
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the radio show promised to tell me something exciting in a few minutes but i'm getting out of the car before then
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try to watch one tv show during the commercials of another both are in ad breaks
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