I eat green berets for breakfast

I eat green berets for breakfast - I CONSUMATE SOFT, ROUND, FLAT-CROWNED MILITARY HATS IN A MANNER OF MY MORNING DISH ALSO, IN THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT, MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IS IN SIGNIFICANT NEED OF NUTRITIOUS SUBSTANCES Joseph Ducreux

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I HAPPEN TO FIND GREAT ENJOYMENT WHEN YOU REFER TO ME AS A PATERNAL FIGURE OF IMPRESSIVE STATURE

I HAPPEN TO FIND GREAT ENJOYMENT WHEN YOU REFER TO ME AS A PATERNAL FIGURE OF IMPRESSIVE STATURE

Madam, I do request a view of thy chest If thou dost refuse, I verily must request you leave

Madam, I do request a view of thy chest If thou dost refuse, I verily must request you leave

dissenters will inevitably abhor

dissenters will inevitably abhor

Thou shalt check thyself Before thou wrecks thyself

Thou shalt check thyself  Before thou wrecks thyself

Would'st thou escort me down to the Utopian civilization where the vegetation is of green hue and the females are elegant and graceful

Would'st thou escort me down to the Utopian civilization  where the vegetation is of green hue and the females are elegant and graceful

the majority of our lives thus spent have been endured in a utopia for disreputable hooligans

the majority of our lives  thus spent have been endured in a utopia for disreputable hooligans

In regard to my own troubles, i possess ninety-nine However, a commanding concubine be not included in these affairs

In regard to my own troubles, i possess ninety-nine However, a commanding concubine be not included in these affairs

Should an impoverished African American gentleman challenge you with a hostile standpoint Relinquish the object at hand as if it were smoldering

Should an impoverished African American gentleman challenge you with a hostile standpoint Relinquish the object at hand as if it were smoldering

which individual takes residence within thy subaquatic pineapple fruit? Sponge Robert Square Pantaloons

which individual takes residence within thy subaquatic pineapple fruit? Sponge Robert Square Pantaloons

Cast your ire not at the contestant reserve your scorn for the competition itself

Cast your ire not at the contestant reserve your scorn for the competition itself
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