I'VE HAD SO MUCH UNPROTECTED SEX I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRL PREGNANT AND I'M STD-FREE

I'VE HAD SO MUCH UNPROTECTED SEX I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRL PREGNANT AND I'M STD-FREE - I'VE HAD SO MUCH UNPROTECTED SEX I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRL PREGNANT AND I'M STD-FREE I'VE HAD SO MUCH UNPROTECTED SEX I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRL PREGNANT AND I'M STD-FREE Overly Attached Girlfriend

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DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP SMOKING? MAKE ME PREGNANT

DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP SMOKING? MAKE ME PREGNANT

if I die first, I'm haunting you forever to make sure you're never with another girl

if I die first, I'm haunting you forever to make sure you're never with another girl

I saw that you read my message at 12:19 so why didn't you respond until 12:37?

I saw that you read my message at 12:19 so why didn't you respond until 12:37?

Sits next to boyfriend in class Not enrolled in the subject

Sits next to boyfriend in class Not enrolled in the subject

you don't have to make a facebook update today i just logged in to your facebook account and told everyone i'm the best girlfriend in the world

you don't have to make a facebook update today i just logged in to your facebook account and told everyone i'm the best girlfriend in the world

Happy Two week anniversary Here's the key to my apartment

Happy Two week anniversary Here's the key to my apartment

We are never ever getting back together Because we are never breaking up

We are never ever getting back together  Because we are never breaking up

I want you to take down that poster of Jessica Alba She looks nothing like me

I want you to take down that poster of Jessica Alba She looks nothing like me

call all your ex girlfriends and say you don't love them anymore

call all your ex girlfriends and say you don't love them anymore

I really like your cologne It smells like the man I'm going to marry

I really like your cologne It smells like the man I'm going to marry
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