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quit smoking, Started eating right, and working out for past 6 months. hot girl i saw 7 months ago didn't recognize me and called me hot today.
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Sitting in waiting room reading shitty local magazine while getting oil changed find coupon for free oil change
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received an email from an actual human being
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Singing a song in my head song started playing on the radio
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Sat next to samuel jackson on a plane resisted the urge to make a snakes on a plane joke
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Had 3 e-mails this morning All from my professors cancelling class
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Rejected from well over 100 jobs Got an offer for the highest paid position i applied for
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Moving to Australia Can already read, write and speak the native language
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Went out drinking until 4am last night, work at 9 clients for the day recognized me as that cool guy they met at the bar last night
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typed homework question in google verbatim top result was professor's answer key in pdf
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