Matthew Bell

Matthew Bell - HA HA 'MERICA Redneck Randal

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I tolat sumbitch 'a speak amurrican or we's gwan scrap

I tolat sumbitch 'a speak amurrican or we's gwan scrap

what's strong enough for a man, but built for a woman? the back of my hand

what's strong enough for a man, 
but built for a woman? the back of my hand

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A

I like shopping at the dollar store you don't have to get all dressed up like when you go to walmart.

I like shopping at the dollar store you don't have to get all dressed up like when you go to walmart.

I don't always drink beer wait, yes i do

I don't always drink beer wait, yes i do

This wardrobe brought to you by: scissors

This wardrobe brought to you by: scissors

hunts deer to save on groceries spends $2700.00 on supplies

hunts deer to save on groceries spends $2700.00 on supplies

I like my women like i like my chicken fried steak Battered

I like my women like i like my chicken fried steak Battered

Goes grocery shopping At the gas station

Goes grocery shopping At the gas station

says nascar is as american as apple pie doesn't notice the toyotas

says nascar is as american as apple pie doesn't notice the toyotas
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