I'm going to die alone in this pit of an apartment

I'm going to die alone in this pit of an apartment - BOSS SENDS ME HOME FROM WORK BECAUSE I'M SICK CAME IN BECAUSE MY COWORKERS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE I CAN COUNT ON TO CALL AN AMBULANCE IF I CHOKE ON MY PHLEGM Forever Alone

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third wheel? more like unicycle.

third wheel? more like unicycle.

Got robbed last night it's the first time I've had people over in months

Got robbed last night it's the first time I've had people over in months

Set Favorite song as ringtone 6 months later, still favorite song

Set Favorite song as ringtone 6 months later, still favorite song

parents buy you double bed more room to be alone

parents buy you double bed more room to be alone

Friendzoned? I wish

Friendzoned? I wish

Facebook status "I've lost all your numbers, please send them to me" No one replies

Facebook status

wishes to not die a virgin granted eternal life

wishes to not die a virgin granted eternal life

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation SARCASTIC

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation SARCASTIC

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation no problem

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation no problem

He gently held my hand as he applied the top coat

He gently held my hand as he applied the top coat
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