I'm going to die alone in this pit of an apartment

I'm going to die alone in this pit of an apartment - BOSS SENDS ME HOME FROM WORK BECAUSE I'M SICK CAME IN BECAUSE MY COWORKERS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE I CAN COUNT ON TO CALL AN AMBULANCE IF I CHOKE ON MY PHLEGM Forever Alone

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Friendzone level 99? Must be nice to have friends

Friendzone level 99? Must be nice to have friends

Two persons having sex is called twosome Three persons having sex is called threesome No wonder they call me handsome

Two persons having sex is called twosome
Three persons having sex is called threesome No wonder they call me handsome

Save sexy underwear for party Only ever seen by you

Save sexy underwear for party Only ever seen by you

Words with friends? No. Just words.

Words with friends? No. Just words.

GETS TEXT MESSAGE "YOUR VERIZON BILL IS AVAILABLE"

GETS TEXT MESSAGE

my girlfriend does this thing where she doesn't know she's my girlfriend its so cute

my girlfriend does this thing where she doesn't know she's my girlfriend its so cute

My nose only body part thats been blown this year

My nose only body part thats been blown this year

GUY'S NIGHT EVERY NIGHT

GUY'S NIGHT EVERY NIGHT

Oh, this is your first year being single on valentine's day? sounds rough

Oh, this is your first year being single on valentine's day? sounds rough

GET IN GROUP PHOTO CUT OUT ON FACEBOOK

GET IN GROUP PHOTO CUT OUT ON FACEBOOK
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