I'm going to die alone in this pit of an apartment

I'm going to die alone in this pit of an apartment - BOSS SENDS ME HOME FROM WORK BECAUSE I'M SICK CAME IN BECAUSE MY COWORKERS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE I CAN COUNT ON TO CALL AN AMBULANCE IF I CHOKE ON MY PHLEGM Forever Alone

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Took a personality quiz Turns out i don't have one

Took a personality quiz Turns out i don't have one

phone vibrates in pocket accidentally set alarm for pm

phone vibrates in pocket accidentally set alarm for pm

Amazing at observational humor No one will ever know

Amazing at observational humor No one will ever know

Get a manicure every week just so someone will hold my hand

Get a manicure every week just so someone will hold my hand

Automatic Door doesn't open Rejected

Automatic Door doesn't open Rejected

first phone call all day telemarketer

first phone call all day telemarketer

Kadabra only evolves if you trade? better buy another DS

Kadabra only evolves if you trade? better buy another DS

Group picture! you take it.

Group picture! you take it.

Telemarketer calls its a female!

Telemarketer
calls its a female!

''ARE YOU DEPRESSED? you don't speak often...'' no, I just haven't slept well

''ARE YOU DEPRESSED? you don't speak often...'' no, I just haven't slept well
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