I'm going to die alone in this pit of an apartment

I'm going to die alone in this pit of an apartment - BOSS SENDS ME HOME FROM WORK BECAUSE I'M SICK CAME IN BECAUSE MY COWORKERS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE I CAN COUNT ON TO CALL AN AMBULANCE IF I CHOKE ON MY PHLEGM Forever Alone

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Asked "Is anyone sitting here?" Reply, "You are" They take the chair with them

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bank cashier calls me by my first name picture our life together

bank cashier calls me by my first name picture our life together

turns phone on silent during class doesnt really matter

turns phone on silent during class doesnt really matter

can only buy dresses that button or zip in the front

can only buy dresses that button or zip in the front

really does have 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

really does have 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hears college girls are easy never finds out

Hears college girls are easy never finds out

goes on birth control because of acne and cramps

goes on birth control because of acne and cramps

Blackberry services down for days? Doesn't realize

Blackberry services down for  days? Doesn't realize

Phone vibrated finished charging

Phone vibrated finished charging

Asian girlfriend breaks your heart every asian girl reminds you of her

Asian girlfriend breaks your heart every asian girl reminds you of her
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