doggy stone

doggy stone - CHINAZO? DONDE? Stoner Dog

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no matter what the box says set oven to 420

no matter what the box says set oven to 420

Prepare bowl at 4:15 Remember to smoke at 4:45

Prepare bowl at 4:15 Remember to smoke at 4:45

If you're thinking "What is something I would normally say to this?" You've already been thinking too long to sound normal

If you're thinking

Mom asks: Why are your eyes so red? laugh like retard

Mom asks: Why are your eyes so red? laugh like retard

Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal

Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal

Guys! Guys! Guys! GUUUUYS! where the fuck are we?

Guys! Guys! Guys! GUUUUYS! where the fuck are we?

Sit at intersection wait for stop sign to turn green

Sit at intersection wait for stop sign to turn green

Got that bitch a blunt Bitches love blunts

Got that bitch a blunt Bitches love blunts

she's mad i forgot to pick her up i forgot she existed

she's mad i forgot to pick her up i forgot she existed

3000 Word essay due tomorrow Procrastinate by getting stoned and writing thousands of words on reddit instead.

3000 Word essay due tomorrow Procrastinate by getting stoned and writing thousands of words on reddit instead.
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