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Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you
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your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories
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Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time
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You constantly change lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get to your destination so much faster than everyone else.
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Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now
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Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever
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