Whyatt learns about the mute button

Whyatt learns about the mute button - SENDS SNARKY CHAT LIST RESPONSE TELLING PEOPLE TO SHUT UP DOUBLES CHAT LENGTH College Freshman

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My roommate right now

IS ASKED TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT ALCHOL ADDICTION  TALKS ABOUT HOW HE DRINKS EVERY WEEKEND

My observational skills are lacking

IGNORE NOTE ON DOOR SAYING CLASS IS CANCELED SIT IN CLASSROOM ALONE FOR 30 MINUTES WONDERING WHERE EVERYONE IS

I see this all the time. College Freshman

25 CENT RAMEN        $6 DOLLAR STARBUCKS DRINK

Got this text from a freshman friend

   IT'S MIDNIGHT     JUST FINISHED MY FIRST ALL NIGHTER

First semester: Pre-Med Second semester: Creative Writing

First semester: Pre-Med Second semester: Creative Writing

Fails first college exam asks professor if his parents have to sign it.

Fails first college exam asks professor if his parents have to sign it.

failing class mom emails professor asking for extra credit

failing class mom emails professor asking for extra credit

Professor thinks he is out of time, starts to wrap up lecutre "But, professor, you still have 30 minutes left."

Professor thinks he is out of time, starts to wrap up lecutre

I'm going to wear my letterman jacket around campus So everyone knows how cool i was in high school

I'm going to wear my letterman jacket around campus So everyone knows how cool i was in high school

dude my professors don't collect homework I'm never gonna have to study anything outside of class. I'm gonna have so much free time

dude my professors don't collect homework I'm never gonna have to study anything outside of class. I'm gonna have so much free time
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