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i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job
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i smell like weed killer. BUT MY flowerbeds THANK ME FOR IT
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Give me a blunt Assessment of this quarter's figures
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I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people
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I broke into a house to get a white girl who my neighbor had been holding prisoner for years.
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Now that I found this weed I'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if I can't kill it before my daughter's garden party
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My wife is pregnant so i left her some strawberry ice cream in the freezer because it's her favorite
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let's get some weed killer so we can win the neighborhood garden contest.
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OJ didn't do it for my son, so we switched to apple juice. What a picky eater he is!
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I'm gonna leave my wife and kids all my wealth when I die
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