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I hope we get married before you die So you can't date anyone in the afterlife
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What do you mean you want to move out? where are we going?
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"I went to bed at 11 last night" No you didn't i saw you comment on facebook at 12
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Hey, you don't know me But God told me in a dream that you're going to be my husband
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I got rid of your super mario brothers game I wasn't comfortable with you chasing that princess around
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My call went right to voicemail So I called your mom, dad, and brother to make sure you were ok
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Hears you get a text message "Who is that?"
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You have herpes? They'll be our herpes
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take your laptop to bed with you so i can watch you sleep
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You left your clothes at my house I'm wearing them right now so they'll smell like me
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