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No Distractions:You need to keep your feet planted firmly on what is true and good. Entertaining any fantasy at all will result in a long and unfruitful ride. Stay present with Me, says the Lord, and look to Me for guidance. Be alert!

No Distractions:You need to keep your feet planted firmly on what is true and good. Entertaining any fantasy at all will result in a long and unfruitful ride. Stay present with Me, says the Lord, and look to Me for guidance. Be alert! - YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCES WILL DELIVER PEOPLE YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCES WILL DELIVER PEOPLE Advice God
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Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday

Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday
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Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships

Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships
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There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.

There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.
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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity
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Creates entire planet Makes more evidence for evolution than himself

Creates entire planet Makes more evidence for evolution than himself
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CREATES WORLD WITH UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF FUTURE FLOODS IT WHEN IT GOES WRONG

CREATES WORLD WITH UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF FUTURE FLOODS IT WHEN IT GOES WRONG
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could put an end to the debate about him once and for all doesn't

could put an end to the debate about him once and for all doesn't
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kill your son just kidding, I'll kill mine

kill your son just kidding, I'll kill mine
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Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol

Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol
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Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you

Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you
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