Was Thinking of Making a Tuna Sandwich for Lunch

Was Thinking of Making a Tuna Sandwich for Lunch - ON SECOND THOUGHT, IF I OPEN THE CAN, THE CAT WILL GO APESHIT. HAVEN'T OWNED A CAT IN YEARS. Forever Alone

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Occupy friend zone

Occupy friend zone

Thanksgiving Denny's or IHOP?

Thanksgiving Denny's or IHOP?

SKYPE: 1 FRIEND ONLINE ECHO SOUND TEST SERVICE

SKYPE: 1 FRIEND ONLINE ECHO SOUND TEST SERVICE

Text Mom her response "Whos This"

Text Mom her response

Says "hi" in facebook chat Person goes offline

Says

Have no friends Steal laundry and use it to dress body pillows

Have no friends Steal laundry and use it to dress body pillows

I see you're alone Can I borrow this chair?

I see you're alone Can I borrow this chair?

Saw me bangin' on the sofa It wasn't me

Saw me bangin' on the sofa It wasn't me

Has imaginary friends they play without him

Has imaginary friends they play without him

Forget phone at home doesnt matter

Forget phone at home doesnt matter
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