9127 shares
have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker
90,034 shares
driving home high every car is a cop
38,291 shares
Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming
65,115 shares
IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW
23,623 shares
TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS
76,909 shares
Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped
85,126 shares
SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT
178,584 shares
saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting
88,667 shares
Has indigestion "HEart attack!"
21,250 shares
copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
294,110 shares
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