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After I began dating a guy my roommate was in love with, she told everyone I had herpes I put nair in her shampoo and watched her silky blonde locks become something out of a horror movie
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I tell everyone I'm texting that I'm going to sleep, I stay up 3-4 more hours playing video games.
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I destroyed an entire beehive So I could indulge myself in their honey
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When my ex had her new BF threaten me for no reason I called the bank that was looking for her car and had it repossessed while she was at work
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When looking through girl's facebook pics i immediately click on any album labeled 'summer'
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A middle aged female customer was being extremely rude to me at the checkout, So I gave her the "senior discount" and watched her die a little on the inside.
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My asshole boss ate a whole bag of Beggin' Strips dog treats thinking they were bacon snacks and I didn't say a word because I was tired of his shit
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My mother used to write erotic "romance" novels under a pseudonym. I found a box of them in her closet and would furiously masturbate to them till I found out she wrote them
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I only stay friends with my ex on Facebook Because watching her get fatter makes me laugh.
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I want a new PC but my wife thinks it's a waste of money because our current one is just fine So I installed some malware to slow it down, and now she's on board
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