I'm not the smallest guy, but...

I'm not the smallest guy, but... - YOU'RE PUTTING WEIGHT ON, YOU SHOULD EAT LESS ORDERS TAKEAWAY 3X A WEEK, CALLS ME UNGRATEFUL FOR COOKING MY OWN FOOD Sheltering Suburban Mom

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calls you a son of a bitch doesn't realize irony

calls you a son of a bitch doesn't realize irony

won't let you have a beer drinks an entire bottle of wine

won't let you have a beer drinks an entire bottle of wine

Marijuana is an addictive drug i know because i tried it once

Marijuana is an addictive drug i know because i tried it once

"The rich earned their money through hard work, you shouldn't tax them." Rich because she married and divorced a doctor

I teach my kids to be accepting of other cultures As long as they're christian

I teach my kids to be accepting of other cultures As long as they're christian

"stop playing those video games all day" watches tv from the moment she gets home to the moment she falls asleep

Blessed with cheap, easy access to top-quality freshwater in north america wastes hundreds of dollars a year on cases of water for "convenience"

Blessed with cheap, easy access to top-quality freshwater in north america wastes hundreds of dollars a year on cases of water for

Too many cars in neighbor's driveway? call cops

Too many cars in neighbor's driveway? call cops

Tells me Pot will kill me Takes Diet PILLS

Tells me Pot will kill me Takes Diet PILLS

"I don't want you going out with that slut!" On her third marriage

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