999 shares
I can't think of anything That I want for my birthday
259,216 shares
I WANT TO FIND THE NAME OF THE TECHNO SONG I LIKE BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY LYRICS
207,312 shares
i need a haircut but i don't wanna make small-talk with the barber Caption 3 goes here
370,594 shares
I am kind of hungry but my roommate has guests over and if I go to the kitchen I'll have to introduce myself
404,883 shares
i ate too much food now it's going to take me longer to get drunk
185,277 shares
My hair only does what i want when its greasy Caption 3 goes here
76,606 shares
my gps instructions keep interrupting my music Caption 3 goes here
41,488 shares
I have a witty response to a facebook status But I don't know the person well enough to post it
314,634 shares
New office job have to use internet explorer
289,176 shares
the pantry is full of food that i'm not in the mood to eat right now
56,834 shares
Laugh more daily
