False Rumors

False Rumors - WE'VE NEVER MET  BUT YOU HATE ME FOR WHAT SOMEONE WHO HATES ME  TOLD YOU? BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY RUMORS SPREAD BY SOMEONE WHO HATES ME FOR NO REASON MUST BE TRUE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always check my Facebook news feed... but when I do, i realize that i don't give a fuck

I don't always check my Facebook news feed... but when I do, i realize that i don't give a fuck

I don't always have pregnancy scares with my girlfriend... but when I do, we celebrate not being pregnant by having more sex.

I don't always have pregnancy scares with my girlfriend... but when I do, we celebrate not being pregnant by having more sex.

I don't always wear sweat pants in public but when I do, everything in the world tries to give me a boner

I don't always wear sweat pants in public but when I do, everything in the world tries to give me a boner

I don't always play air guitar naked but when I do, I use my penis as a whammy bar

I don't always play air guitar naked but when I do, I use my penis as a whammy bar

I don't always fart in public. but when I do, I sit like this

I don't always fart in public. but when I do, I sit like this

I don't always put an exclamation point at the end of my phrases but when i do, it's because i'm chatting a girl on facebook

I don't always put an exclamation point at the end of my phrases but when i do, it's because i'm chatting a girl on facebook

I don't always forget to check the volume when I put in earbuds, but when I do, jesus fucking christ son of a bitch bastard

I don't always forget to check the volume when I put in earbuds, but when I do, jesus fucking christ son of a bitch bastard

I don't always argue with atheists but when I do, I realize they know way more about the bible than I do

I don't always argue with atheists but when I do, I realize they know way more about the bible than I do

I don't always look down at my crotch but when I do, I smile

I don't always look down at my crotch but when I do, I smile

I don't always put things in the wrong pockets but when I do, MOTHER OF FUCK WHERE IS MY PHONE

I don't always put things in the wrong pockets but when I do, MOTHER OF FUCK WHERE IS MY PHONE
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