False Rumors

False Rumors - WE'VE NEVER MET  BUT YOU HATE ME FOR WHAT SOMEONE WHO HATES ME  TOLD YOU? BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY RUMORS SPREAD BY SOMEONE WHO HATES ME FOR NO REASON MUST BE TRUE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always look up things on my smartphone But when I do, it's to prove people wrong

I don't always look up things on my smartphone  But when I do, it's to prove people wrong

i don't always try to synchronize my microwave clock with my oven clock but when I do, it's the longest minute ever

i don't always try to synchronize my microwave clock with my oven clock but when I do, it's the longest minute ever

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.

I don't always have the urge to put song lyrics as my FB status but when I do, I refrain

I don't always have the urge to put song lyrics as my FB status  but when I do, I refrain

I don't always go outside barefoot but when I do, I step on every sharp object that exists.

I don't always go outside barefoot but when I do, I step on every sharp object that exists.

I don't always post on Facebook but when I do, I offend my family and friends for Reddit karma

I don't always post on Facebook but when I do, I offend my family and friends for Reddit karma

I don't always shit in a public restroom but when I do, it sounds like a Michael Bay film

I don't always shit in a public restroom but when I do, it sounds like a Michael Bay film

I don't always slow down to let you merge in front of me But when I do, you better fucking wave

I don't always slow down to let you merge in front of me But when I do, you better fucking wave

I don't always find music I like but when I do, I listen to it continuously until I don't like it anymore

I don't always find music I like but when I do, I listen to it continuously until I don't like it anymore

I don't always use Q-Tips but when I do, there better be a lot of wax to look at.

I don't always use Q-Tips but when I do, there better be a lot of wax to look at.
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