False Rumors

False Rumors - SO YOU HATE ME BEFORE YOU'VE MET ME BECAUSE YOU HEARD SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT ME FROM SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HATED ME FOR NO REASON? BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY RUMORS FROM SOMEONE WHO HATES ME ANYWAY MUST BE TRUE RIGHT? The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, I'm staring at your tits

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, I'm staring at your tits

I don't always get hot when I sleep But when I do, I only stick one leg out of the covers

I don't always get hot when I sleep But when I do,     I only stick one leg out of the covers

I don't always go out for breakfast but when I do, I'm hungover

I don't always go out for breakfast but when I do, I'm hungover

I don't always think about my ex-girlfriends But when I do, I'm usually masturbating

I don't always think about my ex-girlfriends But when I do,     I'm usually masturbating

I don't always keep people in suspense, But when I do,

I don't always keep people in suspense, But when I do,

I don't always check my voicemail, but when I do it's only because I want the notification to go away.

I don't always check my voicemail, but when I do it's only because I want the notification to go away.

I don't always tell her how I feel But when I do, I fuck it up.

I don't always tell her how I feel But when I do, I fuck it up.

I DON'T ALWAYS EXPLORE THE BACKYARD WITH MY CAT but when i do, it's when I'm high

I DON'T ALWAYS EXPLORE THE BACKYARD WITH MY CAT but when i do, it's when I'm high

I don't always feel like I'm at the top of the gene pool But when I do, I'm at walmart

I don't always feel like I'm at the top of the gene pool But when I do, I'm at walmart

I don't always talk to hot girls But when I do, I'm in the friend zone

I don't always talk to hot girls But when I do, I'm in the friend zone
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