let me eat my damn muffin

let me eat my damn muffin - TELLS YOU BROWNIES MAKE YOU FAT, DRINKS A TWO-FOUR ON HER OWN OVER A WEEKEND Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid

Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid

New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!

New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!

makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow

makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow

Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test

Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test

Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition

Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition

Finds out I had sex Calls the cops

Finds out I had sex Calls the cops

Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas

Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas

Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child

Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child

YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN

YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN

Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents

Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized 

  Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
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