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Someone standing in front of the item I need Pretend to look for something else until they move
285,853 shares
Has drum set at home Never plays it because it's too loud and the neighbors might judge me
140,708 shares
Someone standing in front of the item you need Pretend to look at something else until they move
49,176 shares
Doesn't take off shirt because of farmers tan Has farmers tan because doesn't take off shirt
185,600 shares
Repeatedly thanked for completing menial tasks at work struggle to find variations of "no problem"
151,514 shares
Leave store empty handed afraid of being considered a shoplifter
95,880 shares
Pulls up next to car with windows down at stop light Turns down radio so they won't judge your music taste
96,065 shares
signs name on father's day card includes last name
135,538 shares
Girl invites him up for coffee "No thanks, I can't drink coffee late at night it keeps me up"
90,788 shares
gives wrong directions by mistake spends rest of the day filled with regret
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